Wednesday, June 04, 2008

The Seal of Zzuggzzezzzzz....

Every major industry was a growth industry. But some that are now riding a wave of growth enthusiasm are very much in the shadow of decline. Others that are thought of as seasoned growth industr.. Zzzzzzzzz....

Until recently, the rural market was beyond the purview of the corporate radar. Most of the companies, in consumer durables space, concentrated on the urban market and selectively ignored th... Zzzzzzzz....

In recent years, the contagion effect has become more pronounced primarily because of the rapid integration of global economies. Though the phenomenon of global stock market contagion comes for deba... Zzzzzzzzz....

The real purpose of scientific method is to make sure Nature hasn't misled you into thinking you know something you don't actually know. There's not.... Zzzzzzzzzzz...

One major reason for using marketing research is to idenify market opporunities. Once the research is complete, marketers must measure and forcast the size, growth and profit potential of each mar... Zzzzzzzzzz....

Interestingly, models of open innovation offer the promise that firms can achieve a greater return on their innovative activities and their intellectual property (IP) by loosening their control op.... Zzzzzzzzz....

BANG and there I had it! The Archimedes moment had arrived... I ran out of the library shouting “EUREKA! EUREKA! KITTI POYEEEE...” (sans the clothes bit, but with drool all over my face)

I had the answer to the ultimate question:
What is the hallmark of a good research paper?

Answer: Put the average reader to sleep within the first 2 sentences!!
 
Man, I truly hope my research paper will be half as boring!!!


:)

2 comments:

Naveen said...

george........ rock on :-)

Liya said...

hahaha...good one:)