Some unanswered questions...

I got this sms from Smrithi the other day and felt its something that needs to be shared... BTW, if you know the answer(s), please put it on the "Pies" section. 

1) If all the countries (including the US, the biggest of them all) are in debt, where did all the money go?

2) When they say "New and Improved, better taste!" for dog food, who tests it? 

3) If you spin an oriental man, does he become disoriented?

4) If the "BlackBox" flight recorder is not damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the entire damn plane built of that stuff?

5) Who has the copyright to the copyright symbol?

6) Why do doctors call what they do "Practice"? {Scary!}

7) If a tree falls in a forest and there is no one around, does it still make a noise?

8) If a cannibal ate a clown, would it taste funny?

9) Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

10) If you try to fail and you fail, have you succeeded? or failed?

:)